Woah, hang on ...

Did I make a website?

Who the hell am I?

My name is Tony Dymock, I am a 32-year-old privileged white guy who doesn't believe in political correctness.

I've had heart surgery, I ride motorbikes, I work in tech, and my entire apartment is voice-activated. You could say I'm a real-life Iron Man ...


I like long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, and cocktails with little straw umbrellas. I dislike people who eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Anyways. Welcome to my hole on the internet. Read the blog, check out the Cool Stuff I Like, or just message me to tell me how much being here pisses you off.

And yes, the Comic Sans is deliberate. 1995 is BACK baby, bring on the WordART!

Long Form Ramblings

All for the Gram