Woah, hang on ...
Did I make a website?
Who the hell am I?
My name is Tony Dymock, I am a 32-year-old privileged white guy who doesn't believe in political correctness.
I've had heart surgery, I ride motorbikes, I work in tech, and my entire apartment is voice-activated. You could say I'm a real-life Iron Man ...
I like long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, and cocktails with little straw umbrellas. I dislike people who eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Anyways. Welcome to my hole on the internet. Read the blog, check out the Cool Stuff I Like, or just message me to tell me how much being here pisses you off.
And yes, the Comic Sans is deliberate. 1995 is BACK baby, bring on the WordART!