Woah, hang on ...

Did I make a website?

Who the hell am I?

My name is Tony Dymock. I'm 32, I'm ex-military, I've had heart surgery, I ride motorbikes, work in tech, and my entire apartment is voice-activated. You could say I'm the low-budget, high-octane version of Iron Man.

I like long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, cocktails with little straw umbrellas, and pushing people's buttons. I dislike people who eat pizza with a knife and fork. Their existence makes me question the logical order of the universe.

Welcome to my hole on the internet. Check out my ramblings (short and long-form, time permitted), see what I like, check out my freelance work, or just message me to tell me how much this website pisses you off.

And yes, the Comic Sans is deliberate. 1995 is BACK baby, bring on the WordART!


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